A market maker who stood next to me in the pit for 10 years here at CBOE used to always say option trading is the closest thing to professional sports. With the NFL football season now underway I thought it would be a good time to review option terminology to see if his assessment is really true.
Hang Time – Waiting for the market to open.
Artificial Turf – Synthetic
Ineligible Receiver – Not approved for complex strategies.
Down – How you feel after a losing trade.
First Down – First losing trade.
Punt – The act of closing out a losing trade.
Intentional Grounding – Throwing mouse at flat screen after punt.
Pooch Kick – Don’t do that.
Franchise Player – Trades CMG, MCD, SBUX
Back Judge – Second guessing spouse.
Play Clock – Time decay.
Pylon – What some pit traders try to do.
Roll-Out – You calendar spread traders do this all of the time.
Stiff Arm – Overtrading.
Delay of Game – 3 year paper trader.
Too Many Men on the Field – Margin Call
Pump Fake – Thought short…going long.
In the Flat – Delta Neutral
Fair Catch – Breakeven
Long Snapper – LEAPS trader
Cheap Shot – Buying out-of-the-money weeklys.
Safeties – Puts
Hand off – Friend watching your position while you’ve gone fishin’.
Home Field Advantage – Trading out of your house.
Personal Foul – Trading out of your house in boxer shorts.
Man in Motion – Constantly changing your market forecast.
Nickel Back – Buying back your short options for a plain nickel.
Offside – Opening option position placed too early.
In the Pocket – Taking money out of your trading account.
Snap – If you trade out of your comfort zone you will.
Cover 2 – Trading 2 covered calls.
Clipping – Cutting your losses.
Coin Toss – Penny wide market.
Audible – Adjusting a losing trade.
Double Coverage – Two protective puts.
1st Round Pick – A trade that never lived up to lofty expectations. (In Chicago this is called a “Benson”…He’s all yours now Green Bay!) Also commonly referred to as a “Leaf” or “Bosworth” trade.)
Yep, he was right! Trading is just like professional sports. Enjoy the football season and I hope all your trades are good ones!